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Ali G interviews David Beckham

Our modem died today.  Yep, literally just up and died.  That’s unfortunate because my studies have shown that Mondays are my best days as far as hits on the site go.  Everyone’s back at work, bored, and ready to check what the Perch has to say.  “Nothing!  How dare he!”  Well, what can I do.  [...]

A few funny I’ve enjoyed most lately:

David Blaine parody part 1 (”What the F?!)
David Blaine parody part 2 (even better than the first)
F You Baltimore (not exactly safe for work language, but hilarious)
Powerthirst Energy Drink
Will Ferrell’s new skit: The Landlord
300 Trailer: PG Version
Jack Black Sings “Kiss From a Rose” on American Idol
The Worst Movies Ever
Glen & [...]

I didn’t have time to watch all 10 minutes of this, but once I started watching, I literally couldn’t stop.  Can you guess which movie quote makes #11.  You’ll be kicking yourself for not remembering once you get there.  Neat stuff and it must have taken forever to compile.
Don’t forget about the interview questions for [...]

EDIT:  This was my 100th post since The Pelican’s Perch version 2.0 started in January and I did a dumb funny links post.  Oh well.  I also passed the 20,000 hits mark today.  You guys realize that in three years at my xanga, I had a little over 40,000 hits and have already reached half [...]

Conan in San Francisco:
Napa Valley Vineyard Tour

Lucas Arts Film Compound Tour

Other recent funny Conan moments:

B.J. Novak unveils the Cadbury Egg conspiracy
Doogie Howser tells his doody story

You can never go wrong with a Conan post

After I got home from doing my radio show (which I’ll talk about tomorrow), my roommate was watching Cartoon Network and told me there was a rumor that the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie was going to be on tonight at 9pm. We figured it was an April Fool’s joke, but watched for it [...]

Since last post I have:

not had to worry about school
hung out with the gang quite a lot
…somehow had my debit card info stolen online resulting in a $3,000 attempted Western Union wire transfer from my bank account, which obviously didn’t go through since I’m a poor college student
Cancelled that transaction after much hassel
Closed my account [...]